BISON II, MAGIC II.

The folks here at Statriot towers have been busy in the new design department, friend. We've got a new Bison design (We're calling it the Bison II), and a new Magic Country. For the bison, we've got hats and patches too. 

This is the new Bison II design.

This is our Magic Country II design.

 

MONFUCKINTANA PEAKS!

The technicians here at Statriot, working our pal from Garage Tees (and Camp Daze) got this new shirt design together recently: It's called Monfuckintana Peaks and it's kind of our version of that classic seventies yellow and red on green 1970s worn out tee shirt, that says something like "Colorado Weed Control" or something like that on it.

It's meant to be a simple and stark reminder of the big granite that surrounds us, the raptors, the moon and rivers around here. Perhaps not that profound, but what are you going to do. We're simple folks. These can be found at Betty's Divine in Missoula, Cactus Records in Bozeman, Ernie November in Billings, and via our website.

NEW DESIGN AND END-OF-YEAR SALE.

Monfuckintana Eagle shirt, available from statriot.com

We've got this new Kari Workman-drawn Eagle shirt freshly in our new bin, just in-time for your holiday gift giving. It's Montana-printed on soft, tri-blend Canvas shirts, made with an ultra-soft cotton-poly vintage blend.

Also, we're celebrating a great 2015 by offering and end-of-year sale of a whopping 30% off your entire purchase, bringing your cost down to our friends and family raters. Just only ever a once-a-year deal, this is going to close down at 11:59 PM on New Year's Eve, 12/31/15. Use the code YEAREND at checkout from our website, http://statriot.com

Thanks!

NEW WOLF.

Here at the obscenely sprawling, rolling giant sage be-speckled hill property where each of the seventeen co-proprietors of Statriot have a separate 3000 sq. foot luxury log cabin, we've been thinking about what to do  for our next design.

Certainly, we're fans of charismatic megafauna, and the great wildlife that make our beautiful state wild. And while we've largely focused on the vegetarians, and ungulates, we figured it was time to diversify: thus the Grey Wolf shirt here. High, Wide and Handsome: Monfuckintana. This shirt is dedicated on these hungry predators whose packs call the Northern Rockies home. Available starting 12/15/14 via our http://statriot.com website

ATYPICAL MULEY POPS.

Hello, America. It's us. Been too long, we fully admit that.

We've got a brand new design we've just released and currently Betty's Divine, Frayed Sew and (soon) Cactus Records in Bozeman will have it. And, as with everything, you can get it from our online store.  If you're from around here, you probably see about 10 mule deer a day, or maybe yo see urban whitetail. Who knows what you see. But in Montana, where there are a few more than a million people, I think I read an estimate that there around four times as many deer. Pretty excellent. How many of them do you think have an atypical rack? Boon and Crocket might know the rough percentages. We don't, but we're interested!

Hey, what else, you ask? Hmmmm, well, we have some pretty stellar sales popping loose over at Statriot.com. Odds and sods, mostly, but definitely some money to be saved. We also did a little interview with the rad folks at Betty's Divine. That's over here. Apropos of nothing, let us leave you with one of our all-time favorite songs:

HOODIE TIME.

That was to the tune of Hammer Time, you know, by the guy with the big pants, winning smile and sequins. One M.C. Hammer of Oakland, CA. Anyhow. Sorry about the tangent there.

Yes, speaking of anyhow, we went crazy with the Hooded sweatshirts this cold-and-flu season. Got a bunch of our designs on them. Brand new for the season is the Montana Closer design on this sweet American Apparel zip hoodie. We've also got Montankas, Leanin Pronghorns and some Montana Coat of Arms hoodies. Have a look at statriot.com, our website if you want details. Time to go listen to ZZ Top, I guess.

BISON, BISON. HAPPY 2013

Just a short entry here, wanted to say here's to a good, new year for you. May yours be over-filled with bison. Both the real kind, and the metal from Canada kind. And maybe some Zubrowka too. Not too much though.

Love,

Statriot